READ MY AD
PLEASE TEXT ME FIRST!!!!!! nine 1 oh 228 oh 3 six 1 — and yeah, I check that number when I’m actually scheduling, not constantly.
MY PHONE NUMBER HAS CHANGED.
real pics, all from the past 90 days.
well reviewed, established & verified ✅
independent ✅ drama free ✅
If we can’t meet in person, all hope isn’t lost! Which, okay—sometimes it’s just easier to do a live video call.
✅ i do live video calls ☎
i sell my sexiest x rated photos/videos & make custom content!
sometimes I’m all dolled up, a lot of times all natural- and I’ll still match your vibe once you tell me what you’re into beforehand.
I’m picky about who i see, and I actually take pleasure and pride in my selections… in other words, I don’t wing it.
upscale generous gentlemen ONLY
I’m the best kept dirty little secret in the south
natural dirty blonde hair, green eyes, 5'7" and statuesque in a pair of heels
quick witted, a little mischievous, the perfect dinner date and most passionate play date all at once
im clean, respectful, well mannered and expect the same.
age is just a number (25+ preferred, just know how to act)
race ethnicity gender etc is irrelevant to me—what matters is you have some class and a good attitude, or at least pretend during our time together.
And yeah, I’m genuine, honest, and know how to handle myself in any situation.
I can seduce your mind just as much as your body
Which, okay, that part’s not negotiable.
the best way to get in touch with me is by texting
i do not always respond immediately or promptly.
sometimes i dont respond at all.
i take time off, and I don’t end up meeting most people who contact me.
You are not entitled to my time or energy, peace of mind is priceless.
I get hundreds of messages daily, so don’t be afraid to text two or three times if I haven’t responded—chances are I just missed your message, or I was busy when the first one came through and forgot to reply.
I’m human too!
i can put anyone at ease—i’m a true queen, so I know just what to do to make you feel like a KING
respect me, my time, my limits (although i do like to experiment), and our experience will be un-fcking-forgettable....
i dont speak greek, i dont do bare, i dont negotiate—don’t ask.
You’ll be blocked without a second thought ✋
Cool, quick notes on what won’t work:
im not interested in unsolicited photos or explicit texts.
please do not ask me if i perform certain physical acts and certainly dont offer to compensate me for them.
donations are for my TIME only—i offer companionship.
And if you’re disrespectful, rude, crude, explicit, sexual, or anything else that makes me uncomfortable, i will immediately end our conversation and you will not have an appointment with me.
mention "freakin weeekend" in your first text to me & you’ll get a surprise sent to your inbox
