Yes I’m real—like, a real person.
Blunt sometimes to a fault, and yeah, I’ll try not to waste your time. Cool, you’ll get class and sass, #1ass energy, and I stay professional even when I’m being spontaneous. Which, okay—people always act surprised.
I’ve got serious headgame, tight in all the right spots—use your imagination. And for the phone situation: I don’t always have it on me, so text # 1Pop Stop works. I’m usually faster there, and I’ll check QV140, HH220, or HR330 and then OUT is QV250, HH350. Which, okay, it changes based on the run—also QV100, HH200.
And the payments side is simple: Only chime or cash, and extra kinks come with additional donations➕➕➕. Seriously, I know that “worth every penny” thing sounds like something people say—anyway, I’m not going to pretend it’s cheap, it’s what you pay for.
