MIA is new in town, and yeah—I’m not pretending it’s anything else.
Incall appointments only, deposit required—no exceptions, period. Outcalls too, but again, deposit required and no exceptions. Cool, I’m keeping it simple.
Which, okay, custom content is part of this— and custom Facetime shows—. Videochat/selfie verification is required, and it’s handled via Facetime or WhatsApp. Which, okay, don’t show up acting like it’s optional, because it’s not.
And no BB, no GFE, no kissing, no anal, no DATY—don’t ask. I’m open minded to fetish and kink, but I’m not doing the rest of the stuff people try to bundle in, and that’s me being real.
Wait — for payments, I take Cash App, Apple Pay, Venmo, Zelle, PayPal, Chime, and cash. Also, I check that one detail before I’ll even take you seriously—text me your favorite color so I know you read my ad. Serious inquiries only, please, and don’t waste my time—
