Your girlfriend wishes she was this fun.
I’ve got a filthy mouth, a passport, and zero interest in your last name.
Whether we’re raising hell at a casino or not leaving the hotel room, I’m big on being fully there—like, 100% presence and 0% judgment, period.
Which, okay, the details depend on the moment.
Anyway, text me something interesting—“hey beautiful” gets ignored.
Usually I don’t even bother with that—so if you’re trying to catch my attention, make it actually interesting.
