Tell me what you want. If you're lonely at home, horny, and looking for sex—yeah, I get it.
But listen, don't come in acting like masturbation's the only plan, because that's not really a girlfriend replacement. Wait—anyway, if you're dick-itching and you don't have a girlfriend who likes your penis, I can be the one for those passionate moments.
Come over and see how it feels when it's not just you and your hand—it's got that better-than-any-girlfriend kind of vibe, the kind that actually lands.
Which, okay. We’re talking about sex here, and I'm into the passionate side of it.
