Available until I pass out, lmao. Weekends: 24/7 (until I pass out!).
Party supplies.
Text only — no calls unless booking same-day. One-hour notice required for all appointments.
I’m Heather — a curvy, busty Amazon (32C) with a taste for the finer things. Always hygienic, always polite, always… yeah, unforgettable. Fetish-friendly. ski supplies. Body rubs included. Which, okay, I’m sweet, soft, and oh-so-discreet, and I’m into catering to generous gents — the kind that actually show respect.
Ask about late-night specials, MSOG, overnights, and exclusive extras (for generous upscale gents only). I love to play, if you’re respectful and ready, I won’t disappoint.
SCREENING REQUIRED — answer all 3 questions or don’t bother. Wait — and don’t ask “what I ask” like you can’t read. If you “forgot my ad” or “can’t find my number,” you’re not smart enough to see me, so yeah, I block it fast.
Last time I check cops can’t have videos and 40 reviews. Which, okay. If you’re really that dumb, don’t text me. Stupidity will be automatic block as soon you try, lmao.
No BBFS — don’t ask. Ever. No drama, pimps, or disrespect. Hygiene is a must.
Do NOT call just to talk — I’m direct and don’t waste time. Do NOT ask for extra pics — all reviews and proof are here:
My Verified Reviews: Kashmere Queen — EroticMonkey
My vibe: Amazon. Chocolate. Thick. Cute. Sexy. Pretty. Classy. Fun. Very real. Very responsive. Very worth it.
For idiots: don’t try the phone convo thing, and don’t ask for “just one more pic.”
Blocked and banned if you:
• Ask for BBFS
• Try phone convos
• Ask for “just one more pic”
• Send dumb or disrespectful messages
Catch a vibe or keep scrolling. You want real — it’s right here. Let’s play — I don’t disappoint.

