Outcalls to your place, or book us a room in Poughkeepsie.
No incalls, so don’t ask. Anyway, if we met before, hit me up and say who you are in a text message.
I don’t respond to dick heads, liars, no shows, or weirdos. And yeah, if you ask about prices and locations, I’m blocking you for not reading. Which, okay.
$170 safe sex and head only — head only service (no sex included). Cool, but if you want raw service it’s $300, and cream pie is $400.
Wait — I must have a car situation. You need to pick me up or Uber me to you and back, because don’t ask for incall. Also, no— I’m not coming to you. Must come to me.
If you don’t have a car to get head at, don’t HMU. And don’t text “dick head” energy trying to figure me out either—text only. I only respond to text messages, and I check that one less than “calls,” usually faster there.
