Available Mon–Fri: 8AM– pass out lmao. Weekends: 24/7 (until I pass out—yeah, I’m serious).
Party girl friendly—Thurs to Sat only. One-hour notice required for all appointments. And it’s text only—no calls unless it’s booking same-day. Text only, got it? Which, okay.
I’m Heather—curvy, busty Amazon (40E) with a taste for the finer things. Sweet, soft, and oh-so-discreet treat, the whole vibe. Always hygienic, always polite, always unforgettable. Fetish-friendly, 420-friendly, and body rubs included.
Ask about late-night specials, MSOG, overnights, and exclusive extras (for generous upscale gents only). I love to play—if you’re respectful and ready, I won’t disappoint. I also don’t do nonsense—ANYTHING ELSE EWW. Wait—sorry, I just… yeah. Never bitch, you wish, keep that snowfall shit to yourself.
SCREENING REQUIRED—answer all 3 questions or don’t bother. Don’t ask what I ask, because you can see my ad, and if you’re claiming you can’t, cool, that’s on you. Last time I checked cops can’t have videos, and I’ve got 40 reviews. If you really that dumb, don’t text me—stupidity gets an automatic block as soon as you try lmao.
No BBFS—don’t ask. No drama, pimps, or disrespect. Do NOT call just to talk—I’m direct and don’t waste time. And do NOT ask for extra pics—I’m not doing the back-and-forth; all reviews and proof are here.
My Verified Reviews: Kashmere Queen – EroticMonkey. My vibe: BBW. Amazon. Chocolate. Thick. Big Breasts. Cute. Sexy. Pretty. Classy. Fun. Very real. Very responsive. Very worth it.
For idiots: if you “forgot my ad” or “can’t find my number,” you’re not smart enough to see me. Don’t waste your time.
Blocked and banned if you:
Ask for BBFS
❄️ Try phone convos
Ask for “just one more pic”
So catch a vibe or keep scrolling. You want real? It’s right here. Let’s play — I don’t disappoint.
