HORNY AS FUCK NEED A CREAMPIE.
Let me cum and squirt all over your dick. Which, okay—if we met before, hmu and say your name.
Must book us a room here in Poughkeepsie. No incalls, so don’t ask. And yeah, I don’t respond to dick heads, liars, no shows, or weirdos.
No anal, no CIM. No time wasters either. Cool, if you ask about prices and locations I’m blocking you for not reading.
If we met before, text message me and tell me who you are. Wait — do NOT call me, I only respond to text messages.
$180 SAFE SEX AND HEAD ONLY (NO SEX INCLUDED) head only service. Also, $400 - RAW SERVICE—nah, I’m not going to cleanly explain everything, you already get it. And then $500 - CREAMPIE.
Must have a car and pick me up or Uber me to you and back. But I’m not coming to you—must come to me.
Don’t hmu if you don’t have a car to get head at. If you ask me anything else, I’m a block you. I don’t reply to call/text back and forth stuff, just text only—remember that part from earlier.
And again, if you hmu knowing you be bullshitting, I’m blocking you. If we met before, let me know. Otherwise, we’re not doing this.
$60 off—if you say “ANYONE WITH A PREGNANCY FETISH” in your message and book a room here in Poughkeepsie. Hit me up by text only, don’t call, and don’t ask about locations again or you’ll get blocked.
