Facetime verification for me—if I can’t see you, you don’t come.
Out call’s got a $10 deposit (yeah, that part matters), and I keep the rest simple. Which, okay: 10 mins is $80, 15 mins is $100, 20 mins is $120—then 30 mins is $140. If you’re doing 60 mins it’s $180, and I’m not trying to turn that into a whole math problem. Anal extra is $20, and raw extra is $100 with test results.
I’m big on cleanliness—extra clean, no drama. Wait — “don’t be too friendly” isn’t me being rude, it’s just what actually gets you a discount. Also, please don’t be loud, and keep it respectful—IDC about money, but be respectful. Which, okay, I repeat that because it’s the one thing that helps everything go smoother, you know?
If you’re texting, my Facetime check is the first real step—so don’t skip it, then show up looking ready to follow the rules: I can’t see you, I’m not doing anything.
