No deposit required, and yeah… this is a weird setup because I’m not in a call room in Mumbai.
My messages haven’t been going through randomly. If you reach out and don’t get me, go ahead and call — I usually check that one less, so hit me there first.
I video verify, so you’re not dealing with “AI” or whatever. Cool, I’m also not Al — although life would be so much easier.
Which, okay, if you’re made of code you don’t have to pay bills, but I still do. Anyway, it’s discreet enough to qualify for witness protection, and it’s subtly seductive in a world where you can’t even open social media without getting accused of watching. And today is your lucky day…
for me to have daddy issues
