Come play with me, and honestly—come with me and my girlfriend too.
I’ll keep it safe and protected, and if you’re thinking party favors, I can arrange it on demand. Party favors on demand—yep, I said it twice. Hola Rey, sí hablo español; I’m Dominicana and from Ecuador.
And look, I need a massage so bad—please.
↕ILL BLAST YOU OFF TO SPACE WITH MOON, the possibilities are endless here. Don’t get tricked—there’s only one Moon, and I’m here, like… which, okay.
I’ll cater to you and treat you the way you need to be treated, because your time and your laughter—the vibe—that’s what matters to me. I always come for daddy.
If you’re ready to be on the moon with Moon, we’re basically already there—

