Hey — let’s not waste time.
Reading is fundamental, so I’ll keep this straightforward. 100% guaranteed satisfaction, and I respect your time just as much as mine—no, seriously, it’s valuable.
I don’t discriminate all is welcome, bare is off limits, gfe is off limits, and an( )al is off limits ❌. Wait—just to be clear, those are the boundaries I’m sticking to.
Which, okay, we can keep it simple: outcalls only in Washington, D.C., and I’m not mixing in anything I said is off limits. Cool, that’s the whole setup.
Anyway, if you’re reading this and you’re on the same page, then we’re good—outcalls in D.C. only, and I don’t add extra terms beyond what’s listed here.

