Hello, I’m the head therapist—if you’ve got a swelling head problem, call or text.
And yeah, I’ll be straight with you: I’m the head therapist, the head therapist you want, best in town—just hit me up by call or text, ask for the head therapist.
Cool, if it’s swelling, that’s the issue I handle—ask for the head therapist, and we’ll go from there.

