Hey you…
I’m thick, soft, and curvy in all the right places, with hypnotizing green eyes and a playful, seductive energy you won’t forget. I’m the type that takes my time and aims to please, and yeah—it's about you. I try to make you feel like the man you truly are… confident, wanted, and fully taken care of.
I’m professional and discreet, and I do my best to accommodate your schedule. Which, okay, life gets busy and expensive, so I post specials often because that part matters.
BREAKFAST SPECIAL
$100 BBBJ w/CIM
$150 BBBJ & DATY — cool, and it stays simple.
I’m selling giftcards again—purchase a HHR FS gift card for $200 and you’ll receive a free BBBJ (text me for details). Usually I check messages and reply in the order they come in, and I don’t really do the whole “instant” thing.
Note: a clean showered body is required for any or all FULL SERVICES. Wait — if you don’t have time to go home, you’re welcome to shower here but there’s a $15 charge, and you must bring your own towel and wash cloth.
As of 05/13/2026, I’ll no longer be taking clients who are over the age of 55+—it’s just my own preference, not aimed at anyone in particular. And yeah, you can still text or call, because everyone’s different and there might be exceptions, depending on what we agree or don’t agree on.
Also, I won’t be taking clients who weigh over 300 pnds. Too many times I’ve had to refuse over grown pubes and smelly crotches from heavier set men—who get rude and demanding because they feel like since they left a donation they can get whatever they want or their donation back. No, sorry boys, I’m not your mom—keep yourself groomed and clean or you won’t be seen, and your donation will NOT be returned. Which, it’s basically a health and safety thing, and I hope you understand it has nothing to do with anyone being over weight. You’re welcome to call and speak with me about this matter.
Anyway. I appreciate you taking the time to read my message—stay happy, healthy, and horny.
AS OF 05/13/2026 I WILL NO LONGER BE TAKING CLIENTS WHO ARE OVER THE AGE OF 55+ — and that’s the line I’m sticking to.
