No fake love — 100% real, and if it’s not then it’s free. I’ll take calls or texts only if you’re actually ready to come, none of the time-waster stuff.
No deposit. If verification’s needed, I can do Snapchat or FaceTime verification. Cool, and I’ll answer the questions you ask for a faster meeting — also, let me know how far away you are before you show up.
Wait — and please don’t show up out of nowhere. Which, okay, schedule your time now, and we can get it straight. No games. No police, no law enforcement, no low bawler, no fake.
And yeah, I said no deposit already, but people still ask—so there it is again.

