I’m not in your city, but I do have a way for you to fantasize about me in your spare time—yeah, I know that sounds a little wild.
I’ve got videos and photos for sale. The content’s handled through Dropbox links, and you can watch it as often as you want—same thing, different wording, but that part’s the point.
Which, okay, if you’re looking at the options and just want the straight path, text the word content—I check that one less than people expect, so it usually moves faster there.

