I’ll do an evening date with you. Dress up or keep it casual, whatever you’re feeling.
Just heads up: I’m not available during the day on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday.
And about calling/texting—if you hit me between 1am and 8am, I’ll block your number. Which, yeah, I’m serious about that.
For safety and comfort, light screening is required for all new clients. Please have a clear and current photo of yourself ready—if you can’t be a gentleman, don’t contact me.
You also have to be over 40 years of age.

