Safe, discreet, and 100% real.
Cool—yeah, I’m not affiliated with any police. Which, okay, I’ll keep it simple: it’s just me, not tied to anything like that.
Safe.
Discreet.
100% real.
Anyway, that “safe/discreet/not police-affiliated” bit stays the same—nothing extra added, I don’t even try to dress it up. And nope, I’m not affiliated with any police, like the first line said.
