wassup… it’s been boring af around T-town. Which, okay, I get it — but then yall aint hittn my phone up, and I’m sitting here waiting to give the addy so I can get this kitty banged up nicely.
Wait — tonight I’m feeling a lil ballsy. How many nuts do you think I can slurp? Anyone wanna throw in a guestimate—winner who gets closest to the actual num gets one slurpn on me. Cool, also don’t ask why the rubers thing still has me annoyed. Such an absolute waste, like… hello.
And yeah, I’m not pretending this is subtle. I keep hearing you want “cum slut” and “nut slurper” energy, then it turns into me getting made to suck on rubers again. Anyway, 65 - sloppy, 80- p.hole (which is still not as wild as you think), 120- both. Which, okay, that “CIM” / “CIP/ CREAM PIES” vibe too, plus BAREBACK, and SWALLOW INCLUDED..
