wassup — it’s been boring af around T-town, and yeah, you keep swearing you like your dicks getting sucked, but nobody’s been hitting my phone.
Wait — I’m not about to just sit there, so if you’re tryna line up some dirty, kinky slurp time, we can get this kitty banged up nicely, and I’ll share the addy once you call.
Tonight I’m feelin a lil ballsy, Which, okay, I’m kinda testing patience too — how many nuts do you think I can slurp?
Anyway, throw in a guestimate. winner gets closest to the actual num, get one slurpn on me, sounds like it’d be a slurpin good time — maybe.
Also, why tf yall keep making me suck on rubers like goddam. such an absolute waste. like, hello… I want the real thing.
CIM
CIP/ CREAM PIES
BAREBACK
SWALLOW INCLUDED..
65 - sloppy— and if you’re keeping score, 80- p.hole, I’ll admit that one made me snicker, 120- both, which I guess means yeah, both.
Hit me up from Tucson, Arizona—usually faster if you catch me there first, and I check that line pretty often, so don’t just stare at the screen.
