wassup — it’s been boring around T-town, and yeah, I’m a little ballsy tonight. Cool, so I’m into the throat-goat stuff, the nut-slurping vibe, and the whole messy “let me get you banged up” energy… Which, okay, I know that’s a lot, but that’s how it is.
And I’ve got a side thing going where you throw a guestimate on how many nuts I can slurp, winner gets closest gets the addy—wait, no, you get the addy so we can line up and do the whole thing right. Then y’all keep making me suck on rubers—like goddamn—such a waste. Also hello… I’m not trying to be disappointed.
70 - sloppy—yeah, that’s the one.
85- p.hole—don’t act like you don’t know what that means.
120- both—and sure, that’s when it gets real.
CIM, CIP/ CREAM PIES, BAREBACK, SWALLOW INCLUDED—up to 1 hour appt, or whenever finished, whichever comes first!!!
