Ey BaeBae—hope your day actually came out profitable, because I’m wrapping this up with a cherry on top.
Anyway. I’ve got 3 super special “DATE DEALS.” Don’t take it personal if I sound a little blunt—when people start asking for more roses off than I’m offering, I’m just not doing that, and yeah, I’ll block you.
First deal: QV BBJCIM (not full service). Typically 100 roses, but tonight only I’m offering it for just 80 roses. This drop in donation won’t be lasting forever—deal ends by sun-up tomorrow morning.
The Second Deal is the QV F/S. Typically 160 roses, deal ends at sun up. I’m offering my services for 130 roses—30 roses off. Cool.
And lastly, the third deal I’ve had showing up in my ads the past week or two: HHR Full Service (1POP). Typically 200 roses, but tonight I’m taking 50 roses off, making it 150 roses. Which, okay, this one runs the entire month of April since it’s my birthday month. Oh, and happy birthday to all the Aries and Taure’s clients out there—yeah, it’s your month, baby.
If you can prove it’s your birthday month too, I’ll honor an additional discount. Just ask for the birthday special when you message me—don’t waste anymore time reading this ad. Text me now, XOXO.
Your Treasure Coasts True Diamond, KK
