DO NOT CALL ME!!!!!! CARDATES, INCALLS!!!!!! Anyway, I’ll keep it simple.
Qv $100 special, head only — which, okay, that’s how it’s priced.
Hhr $140 special. Wait — head and body, same “special” vibe.
$120 Full service qv special. But BARE is extra $20, so don’t act surprised when it’s added.
$140 Hh special. And $200 Hour, if you’re asking for that full chunk.
You must come to me or pay for an UBER — I’m not figuring out travel on your dime, cool.
FO ME TO COME TO YOU!!!!!

