Hey, new number—new number. I’m not sure if I’m allowed to say that stuff right here, but I do have a new number.
I can take and love all sizes, and yeah… it’s a lot of fun for the right people. Which, okay.
Wait — doing outcalls right now, and cardates too. Let’s see how many positions you can put me in, because I’m not even pretending I’m trying to be subtle.
Also, the “satisfaction” thing: 100% satisfaction or your money back. Cool.
The more you spend the nastier I get— —and I know that’s exactly the kind of wording people roll their eyes at, but it is what it is.
Hope to hear from you guys, gals, couples...
