Nope, if you’re not serious, don’t text me, okay? I’m saying I’m real… because I am, but y’all believe whatever you want.
Cool, anyway—stop wasting my time. I check people out like they should be for real, not just talk.
I’m a real person
I’m available right now
Please don’t waste my time
And yeah, I’m not the stupid law… if you’re not serious, don’t waste my time.
CUMMM FUCK ME — I’m horny and I need some good dick. Bring that dick to MAMACITA—wait — I mean, meet up so you can cummmmm.
Let me suck your dick, real good daddy. Which, okay, so we can do it— all over my ass and big titties—then we’re done.
…Mamacita. That’s the vibe, not the attitude. Hit me there and keep it moving.

