IF YOU DECIDE NOT TO READ & TEXT ME ANYWAYS— I do not offer my specials, and if I don’t already know you, I may block your number.
Which, okay, that’s just how it is with me. Being RESPECTFUL gets you a lot further with me— and yeah, I actually mean it.
For the DISCERNING GENTLEMAN ONLY… Which, okay. Sorry, no AA men (I’m not into that, and I don’t wish to talk about my personal preferences).
Exotic mix of Filipina & Puerto Rican @ your service! And if you’re seeking a simple escape and to relieve some stress, call me— I keep it straight up like that.
Anyway, you’ll get the deal once you text, assuming I already know you. Which, if not, then it’s that—no specials for me to offer.

