No law enforcement, please—also, don’t text me. Which, okay, I know that reads harsh, but I’m serious about it.
I don’t do raw service, not ever—if it’s not listed, I don’t offer it, and don’t ask. I also don’t negotiate prices.
I’ve got new photos, and yeah the “other stuff” gets flagged for a reason. Anyway, deposit is $10–20 for all outcalls.
What I offer, straight-up:
❗ BJ 50
❗ QV 70 — both
❗ HH 120
❗ HR 250
Everything’s covered.
If you want the real scoop, I’m keeping it listed exactly like this—because otherwise it turns into a mess I’m not dealing with.

