hey handsome guys — I’ve got a hot $80 special for a couple hours, and yeah, it’s for two hours.
This special won’t last long, so I’d rather you not sit on it for too long. Cool, call/text me at 555-0123—usually faster if you hit that one first.
Also, which, okay… I’m checking messages, not hovering on the same chat forever—Tampa style. I can’t keep it going for long, either—anyway, just swing by and we’ll handle it there.
