Accepting laptops, gift cards, or an iPhone instead of s because higher education is expensive and my professors won’t take “good vibes” as tuition — yep, annoying.
Incase you needed the basics: I’m taking incalls & outcalls, and I do custom content plus FaceTimes too. Snapchat is @audrylanee, and I usually check it faster there.
Ulmerton. Which, okay—Umlerton is where I keep it simple.
Transportation’s available for outcalls. And for the custom content, if you want FaceTime shows, that’s in the mix as well.
I like respectful, communicative people who know how to act grown and keep things smooth. Like… grown enough to send an actual text message, not a half-formed “wyd” at 3am with no plan.
Also: I’m not doing law enforcement, and I’m not trying to babysit time wasters. If you no-show, play games, haggle like we’re at a flea market, or waste my time in general—congrats, you’ve unlocked permanent block status with unlimited renewals. Which, fair.

