Hey guys—I'm back in town.
I’m looking for mature, generous men who want to spend time with me, and yeah, I’m big on cleanliness and hygiene, so please be mindful of that before we spend time together. I value my time, and I don’t like it wasted—seriously, if you’re not on the same page, it’s a no.
Which, okay, if you want something serious, text me or call me at (813) 555-0123—I usually check that one less, so hit me up there first.
Wait — I hope you enjoy your week ahead. Anyway.
