Let me take you to the waterpark

Im going to keep this short and sweet like me. I'm 5'1, full of fun and im best known for my home runs. For those of you who pop your tops from a smart, thick, sexy and most of all a shorty with a intelectual mind then stop looking further because your prayers are answered and your wishes have come true, like all the things im best at tending too... Side note, I also wanted to take a minute to introduce to all you shunshine state lovers or 1st class travelling auntropurners to Tampa Bays wettest, hottest, steamiest and classiest water park.