I’m here for a fun time, not a long… thing.
Only the weekend, exactly, so keep that in mind.
You’ll be getting a taste of this big wet, juicy booty that’ll leave you mesmerized. Coming back for more is the vibe, yeah.
Call me day or night and I’m available—hit me at (253) 555-0123, and I’ll usually answer there faster. And for out calls, there’s a $100 deposit in advance. Cool.
Minimum donation is $150. I DO NOT offer a QV under $150. Wait—don’t try to negotiate either. No explicit texts/calls, no games. No police, no pimps, and no shows—those folks get blocked from future visits.
