4TH OF JULY SPECIALS
You won’t want to miss this huge discount—today only—like, I’m slashing prices. There will be fireworks in the sky, and fireworks in my bedroom… LOL.
Did I sound like a cheezy car salesman? That’s what I was going for. Text me for details.
Discounts start high and go back to normal rates after every caller, so yeah—be the first to call (and show up at the time we’ve agreed to) if you want the largest discount. Discounted rates depend on length of visit and how many callers were before you. Which, okay, first come first served—always.
No appointments scheduled for a later time will get the discount unless I haven’t reached my normal rates yet. All discounts and specials end at midnight, even if I hadn’t reached my normal rates yet within the specail…
I’m finally back home now, and I’m on with my own phone—my new number is under my contact info. (2five3)nine8eight-9two7two… I check that one less sometimes, but usually faster there. Lets have some fun. Come get some of this Yum Yum.
I live in North Tacoma by Stadium High School and near Wrights Park. It takes minutes to get to where your dreams come true…
Drama
BB
greek
car play
Calls from restricted or private numbers will be rejected. Rates are negotiable within reason—please nothing insulting. Cash and cash app only, small—cash app fee included (cash out fees).
Frequent flyers get discounted rates. If you fight rush hour traffic to get to me, I’ll show my appreciation with a discounted rate—must be far enough away to use freeway and between 7-9am & 4-6pm Mon-Fri only. Discount amounts vary based on play time and distance away. Reach me for details.
I love to have fun—please come show me a good time. I’ll show you the best time you’ve had in a long time. Hurry—I'm ready really ready
