SPECIALS!!*SPECIALS!!*SPECIALS!!
Slurpee Saturday—yeah, that kind of day. Hey fellas, it’s Slurpee Saturday, and I’m trying to see what kind of thirst you’re dealing with, so pick up your phone and let’s talk. Which, okay, I only bite if you want me to—none of that guessing stuff.
✨VERIFICATION IS MANDATORY✨
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But seriously—please arrive showered & clean, thanks. And yeah, whatever type of energy you’re on will be returned. Which sounds simple, but it’s usually exactly how it plays out—if you show up one way, I match it, and then we’re both stuck with that vibe.
Cool. I check that detail every time, so don’t make it complicated. Also—try not to overthink “energy,” because you already know what you’re bringing.
