PRETTY N THICK 200+ - 20
Which, okay — I’m 200+ in the way people are counting, and it’s 20… yeah, that’s the listing shorthand, not me being poetic. Anyway, everything is protected.
Wait — must shower before arriving. I’m not negotiating, either, so don’t ask me to change that.
If you’re paying, I accept Apple Pay, cash, and Venmo—usually faster that way, and I check that one less step before we meet.
