BLONDE BOMBSHELL I’m a short, thick, white girl, my name’s Laila.
I love to have fun and I’m very good at pleasing. I’ll just say it—being confident is part of it, and I want you to remember me. Which, okay.
Having good hygiene is something I take seriously, and I expect the same from my clients. Cool. Wait — I wrote that twice in my head because it’s genuinely the dealbreaker for me, not just something I mention. If that’s your standard too, then we already line up.

