we will steal your attention—yeah, that kind of energy. The product will steal your excuse, my lips are the conversation starter & this W.A.P is the closer.
I got charm, wit, & jus enough persuasion to rmake this your smartest purchase yet—Which, okay, that reads dramatic, but that’s kind of the point. And the kind of women you can’t say no to, neither is this offer.
Despite me turning heads, my deals will turn you wallets upside down. I’m the upgrade you wish you could afford, luckily this w.a.p. is.
The only thing more irresistible than this deal is nothing, and trust me that’s saying something—wait, I already said it’s irresistible, but it’s still true. I’ll win your smile, the product will win your wallet & you won’t regret either. I’m living proof that some things are worth chasing—this offer included . . .
Anyway, I’m Staten Island, New York, and I’ll keep it incall for 26.

