COME SEE US
SPECIAL ALERT—HEAD ONLY 40$.
Other services avaliable: QV 100, HH 135, HR 185—yeah, the names are a little weird, but the numbers are straight.
Full services avaliable as well. New clients are verified, and which, okay, that part matters.
CALL ME THUNDER THROAT I KEEP SUCKING AFTER U NUT. Serious inquiries only. Incall cardates outcall. AVALIABLE.
DO NOT ASK FOR ADDY IF U NOT COMING—Which, okay, if you’re not coming, don’t fish for it. Live shows and content available.
Live shows and content available—didn’t I already say that. I guess I’m repeating it because people skim.

