No explicit texts, no cold calls—text first ❗And yeah, I’m talking to you: I don’t respond to “hi,” “hey,” “yo,” “wassup,” “wtw,” or one-word messages. Come ready to meet—don’t make me guess.
Which, okay, I’m Brandyy. I’m funny, freaky, and I love making people happy—especially you . I’ll give you a smidgeon of that tight, wet, strawberry flavored, level 10 gorilla grip… you know the vibe, UPSCALE Gentlemen Only —and I mean that part.
100% clean, drama & drug-free . Outcall only (no car) . And if you’re already thinking “cool, what’s the schedule,” it’s $350/HR—just the hour rate, no SS/HHR. ⛓ BDSM & multi-hr sessions available 100% submissive & ready to serve .
Condoms mandatory—no bare, no BBJ, no GFE, no kissing, no eating me, etc. And please don’t ask or offer extras, because I will cuss you out. No anal (yet ). Which, okay, I’m not playing games about that.
Uber roundtrip mandatory —and I check that one more time than most people probably would. ✅ Be ready to FaceTime, send deposit, and meet . Also, no lowballers and no time wasters. It’s real strict over here—bookie butt Don’t get blocked.
See ya soon stinka stink
