Hey there—please read before hitting me up. Let’s keep it short and simple, and we’ll handle it from there.
I’m outcall only, and I need you to be a gentleman—good hygiene, respectful, and with consideration for my time. I’m also used to being Uber-ready, because that’s just how it works out.
Anyway, here’s what I don’t do: no bare, no car dates, no time wasters, no explicit text, and no low ballers. Which, okay, if you’re trying to do something messy or cheap, we won’t line up.
Call me 32 — outcall only — and keep it clean, quick, and respectful. I check that one less, so if your message is too long or starts off weird, it’s probably not getting far.

