Roses are red, violets are blue, and yeah—when a man busts so soon, I take it as a compliment. Wait — which part are we calling it… the rush, the heat, or both?
Horny, lonely, heartbroken—sexless marriage or just plain bored, I can help you forget about “What’s Her Name!”
Now Serving Neck™ — 8/1 outcalls only. Which, okay, that’s the deal: outcalls only. And about “satisfaction guaranteed”—I’ll stand by it, even if the words are cheesy
