•CASH ONLY — I don’t take Cash App, Venmo, PayPal, or anything like that.
•NO QV or HHR — please don’t ask. Wait, people still try—so I’m just being clear.
•$300 an hour for my time, with a $300 minimum (that’s the starting point, not a suggestion). Which, okay.
•I’m a professional service provider, and any compensation is for my time and companionship only.
•I don’t engage in any unlawful acts. Cool, straightforward.
•I prefer a consistent/return donator, and yeah—discretion matters to me a lot.
•If you’ve got additional details or questions, message me—usually I check that one less, but I do respond.

