Outcall‼‼
100 qv / 150 hhr—look, I’m not gonna pretend that pricing format’s “easy,” but it is what it is.
NO BARE NOBBJ‼
NO PIMPS ‼
NO LOW BALLERS‼—and yeah, I mean serious ones only, because my time is
CASH OR APPLE PAY ‼‼‼ Usually faster that way, no runaround.
(AGES 30 and up)
REAL DEAL SQUIRTER —which is exactly the kind of detail people try to dodge, but it’s not getting dodged here.
THROATALOGIST
But please don’t ask me to do “no X” stuff in reverse—if it’s listed as a no, it stays a no.

