Someone said I should say BBW, so yeah, here it is. I’m retiring soon—better get it while you can, if you’ve been wanting it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and I’m pretty sure it’s a compliment when a man busts so soon ;) Which, okay. Horny, lonely, heartbroken—sexless marriage, or just plain bored—I can help you forget about “What’s Her Name!”
Satisfaction guaranteed.
