Someone told me I should just say BBW, so… yeah. I’ll be retiring soon, better grab it while it’s still a thing.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and I honestly take it as a compliment when a man busts so soon ;) Which, okay.
Horny lonely, heartbroken—if it’s a sexless marriage or you’re just bored, I can help you forget about what's her name.
Satisfaction guaranteed!
