I’ll be retiring soon, so don’t sit on it too long—especially if you’ve been wanting Neck™.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and yeah… I take it as a compliment when a man busts so soon ;)
Horny, lonely, heartbroken, sexless marriage, or just plain bored—either way, I can help you forget about “What’s Her Name!”
Satisfaction guaranteed!
Neck™—outcalls only on 5/18. And okay, that’s really it for this run.

