Duty calls for booty calls—yeah, that’s the vibe.
Business hours day & nite. Hump day is half off—Cool, I can’t pretend that one doesn’t get attention.
Inquire about trades+$$—I mean, the details matter there, and I keep it moving like usual. Hit me up at (can’t see a number in this ad) and we’ll sort it out—Which, okay, the “30” part stays part of it.

