Taking incalls and outcalls tonight.
I’ll keep this short and sweet, like I usually do when my phone’s already buzzing—mouth of a pro, pussy of a virgin. Cool, I know how that reads, but it’s exactly how I’m talking about it. And yeah, I’ll make you come harder than you ever thought was possible—wait, that’s basically the point.
For outcalls or car visits today, I’m taking appointments. Which, okay, text me the time you want to book, what area you’re in, and whether you want a QV HHR or an HR. I check messages a little quicker when people send the time + area together, so do that part without overthinking it—then we go from there.

