I’m Patty, and experience has taught me a few things—chief among them how to make time slow down.
Being the oldest woman here just means I know how to create a connection that feels easy, natural, and deeply satisfying. Which, okay, I’m not gonna sell some act—no pressure, no performance, no pretending. Just real conversation, real chemistry, and an experience that feels relaxed and indulgent. Anyway, that “time slows down” part is the whole point.
Sometimes the best things really do come with time. Wait — you’ll see it more in how things feel than how I describe them.
Booking Details
• When you reach out, include your name, age, and race
• 150/250 firm (no QV offered). I also offer 45 minutes for 200.
• No activity discussions over text or phone—ever. A full menu of services is in my photos and outlines exactly what I do (and don’t do)
• No AA/Mixed—my personal preference, respectfully stated
Want to see if we’d be a good fit? Take a look at OlderProfessional.com—my blog-rich website that shows exactly who I am and what to expect. And yep, I’m the one you’ll see there, same vibe as in person, which is kind of the point.
Which, okay, I’m not great at explaining everything in a couple messages—so that menu and the site help a lot. If you’re doing St. Louis tonight, this is the 9 AM - 7 PM window I’m working with, and the 65-minute booking lines up with that.

